What’s the most amusing thing you get linked to when you google your name?

(Adjust as necessary to avoid doxxing.)

I have a common enough name, but I do find it very amusing that I’m variously:

  • Somebody’s RPG character
  • A shipwreck survivor
  • A character in a vampire novel (I really should read that book at some point)
  • A long distance runner
  • Somebody’s spirit guide on the astral plane